daddy J: girl, i bought xue-ge and slow-cook for you to eat hor. its good for you must eat (he even purposely bought a slow cooker so he can boil tonic for me :) )
me: okay. but wad is xue-ge ( i thought its a top-grade bird nest)
daddy J: bird nest is swalow saliva, xue-ge (hasma) is frog saliva
me: omg! you don disgusting can
today..........
daddy J: wahlau you only drink the soup nvr eat the ingredient ah, very expensive leh
me: oh mus eat? i dono, okay you put in fridge i eat later
me: anyway i go google xue-ge, later i tell you wad it is
daddy J: okay
me: DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! xue-ge is not hasma! its frog's dried fallopian tube. you damn gross okay
daddy J: its good for your lungs n complexion mus eat. anyway wad's is fallopian tube?
me: part of woman birth system!
daddy J: for wad de?
me: STORE EGG!
wahlau i cannot stop laughing can.
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